With the impending snow storm, a.k.a, Snowtorious B.I.G., Snowpocalypse, Snowmaggedon, Snow You Didn’t, (insert favorite snow term here) – there was only one thing on the mind of this ninja: how to keep from freezing to death.
Dramatic? Yes, but come on, snow is cold! Fun (think sledding, snowboarding, etc.), but cold. As such, you’ve got to be well-equipped to take advantage of it! So, I decided to leave a scarf for an unsuspecting individual parked by a cash-advance store on Martin Luther King Junior Blvd.
“Oh? Wow.” She said, seeming pleasantly surprised. She smiled, said thanks and drove off.
I hope she likes the color red, and that she’s making some mega snow angels this week!